Guide to Orthodox Vocabulary for Catechumens and Converts

From the January, 2012, church bulletin

In Orthodoxy we use a lot of words and phrases that are not common, or are used in an uncommon way, or are from languages other than English. Some of our catechumens and convert families have expressed dismay at learning them. Here’s a handy guide to some of the ones people most commonly trip over.
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From the Choir Director to the Choir at All Saints of Kamchatka Orthodox Church

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DATE: 01/15/12
FROM: Elizabeth Blankenship
TO: Kamchatka_Choir_Mailing_List@yahoo.com
SUBJECT: No Practice This Thursday

For those of you not in church this Sunday, or not paying attention, there is no choir practice this Thursday (January 19th). We will resume normal practices on the 26th. It’s important we’re all there on the 26th. We have to learn the new Cherubic Hymn since Father thinks the one we’re using now is sucky, his word not mine.
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Seven-year-old Accidentally Breaks Fast with Pâté

Goose Liver PâtéDES MOINES, IOWA – If choking down the non-fasting food becomes a podvig, does that mean it’s acceptable to break the fast? When seven-year-old Katrine (“St. Katherine the Great”) Sanderson opened her family’s fridge, all she saw to eat was a weird tin of stuff and some Oreos.
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Council of Chalcedon to Be Re-fought on Bethlehem Quidditch Pitch

Monastic Quidditch at the Church of the Nativity in Bethlehem

Monastic Quidditch at the Church of the Nativity in Bethlehem

BETHLEHEM – Following a broomstick brawl between priests of the Greek Orthodox and Armenian Apostolic Churches in the Church of the Nativity, the two churches, at odds since their falling out over the definition of Christ’s nature at the Council of Chalcedon in 451, have agreed to decide the theological question once and for all in a game of Monastic Quidditch here in Bethlehem.
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Have a Hard Time before Liturgy without That First Cuppa?

Caffeinated Soap

THINK GEEK – I get no monetary kickback from this, I just thought it would be a useful thing for my friends and readers who really look forward to that jolt in the morning, and for whom fasting before the Eucharist is a trial. A way to get your caffeine without drinking or eating anything. Until the caffeine transdermal patch is perfected, this may suffice:

Shower Shock Caffeinated Soap.

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