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I'm a guy. I write stuff that some people think is funny. I live in the Seattle-Tacoma area. I'm unemployed. (Need a database programmer? What a coincidence! I need a job!)

Christ Is Risen!

Posted on April 15, 2012

Christ is risen from the dead, trampling down death by death, and upon those in the tombs bestowing life! The Onion Dome wishes you and yours a joyous feast! Christ is risen!

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The Paschal Canon (Facebook Style)

Posted on April 15, 2012
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The Paschal Homily of our Father Among the Saints John Chrysostom, Archbishop of Constantinople

Posted on April 15, 2012
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Heaven Help the Orthodox Single Girl (part 2)

Posted on April 9, 2012

Dear Diary, I met the most gorgeous guy in class today! His name is Drew, and he’s a dead ringer for Cary Grant. We like the same type of music, and he makes me laugh, and…

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New Translation of Liturgy Raises Eyebrows

Posted on April 1, 2012

First published January, 2010 All Orthodox are familiar with the story of Saints Methodius and Kyril, who were commissioned to translate the services of the holy Church into a language “understanded of the [Slavic] people.” We are all aware of … Continue reading →

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