Ask Father Vasiliy

Ask Father VasiliyOriginally run August 8, 2003

As a change of pace from our usual articles, this being a slow news week in the Orthodox world, we instead present a feature we’ve been wanting to do for some time: a question-and-answer column featuring Fr. Vasiliy, official spokesman for the Church Overseas of Russian Orthodox Christians (or COROC), parish priest in Sydney, Australia, and father of renowned Orthodox rap star Bug Vasileivichivich. Continue reading

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Lenten Cooking with Father Vasiliy: Vegan Macaroni and “Cheese”

Macaroni and Cheese

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Your Fearless Blogger: Hello and welcome once again to Lenten Cooking with Father Vasiliy. I’m your host, Reader Alexis Riggle, and the star of our show is as always, Father Vasiliy Vasileivich, official spokesman for the Church Outside Russia of Orthodox Christians (COROC), and parish priest at Sts. Vladimir and Olga and Boris and Gleb Orthodox Church in Sydney, Australia.
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Shenanigans and the Martyr’s Crown

Kleenex BoxFour-and-a-half-year-old Jamie (“St. James the ‘possle, but I’m a girl“) Florin watched as her one-year-old brother, Brian (“St. Andrew”) ate a $1,000 check out of the collection basket on Sunday.

“I thought he was puttin’ something in,” said Jamie, shrugging. “Except using his face.”
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Grocery Stores Report Massive Shortages of “Pharisee Foods” As Orthodox Lent Begins

Veggie SausagesFirst posted February 27, 2004

NEW YORK – Grocery stores across North America, Australia, Europe, Western and Central Asia, and Africa are reporting massive shortages of meat- and dairy-free “Pharisee foods” in the days leading up to, and commencing, the Orthodox fasting period known as “Great Lent.”
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What Your Priest Does

What an Orthodox Priest Does
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