Tag Archives: Clergy

What Your Priest Does

Posted on February 20, 2012 by
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Greek Priest Sent to Bed Without Supper for Translating Liturgy

Posted on January 30, 2012 by

First published on December 13, 2002. ATHENS HEIGHTS – In a move that surprised exactly no one (except perhaps Mr. Stanley Majors of Pretoria, South Africa), Father Irmanos Spartopolis of Athens Heights, Greece was sent to his room without supper … Continue reading →

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From the Choir Director to the Choir at All Saints of Kamchatka Orthodox Church

Posted on January 16, 2012 by

DATE: 01/15/12 FROM: Elizabeth Blankenship TO: Kamchatka_Choir_Mailing_List@yahoo.com SUBJECT: No Practice This Thursday For those of you not in church this Sunday, or not paying attention, there is no choir practice this Thursday (January 19th). We will resume normal practices on … Continue reading →

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Council of Chalcedon to Be Re-fought on Bethlehem Quidditch Pitch

Posted on January 2, 2012 by

BETHLEHEM – Following a broomstick brawl between priests of the Greek Orthodox and Armenian Apostolic Churches in the Church of the Nativity, the two churches, at odds since their falling out over the definition of Christ’s nature at the Council … Continue reading →

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Parenting as Podvig: Maternal Mayhem Management

Posted on November 21, 2011 by

Hi Patricia! I’m so glad to hear you moved to town. I look forward to meeting you when I come home next week; the kids and I have been visiting my parents in Ohio. Did you know Ellen, the choir … Continue reading →

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