Tag Archives: Youth

Guide to Orthodox Vocabulary for Catechumens and Converts

Posted on January 23, 2012 by

From the January, 2012, church bulletin In Orthodoxy we use a lot of words and phrases that are not common, or are used in an uncommon way, or are from languages other than English. Some of our catechumens and convert … Continue reading →

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A Letter to the Youth Group at All Protestant Convert Saints of North America Orthodox Church

Posted on December 19, 2011 by

The following letter fell into the hands of the Onion Dome staff. We will not say how. To the servants and handmaidens of the Lord in the high school youth group at All Protestant Convert Saints of North America Orthodox … Continue reading →

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Orthodox Tattoo Parlor Opens in Iowa

Posted on December 12, 2011 by

IOWA CITY, IOWA – “It’s hard to be young and Orthodox,” explained Bartholomew (“the mad”) Zybek. “We aren’t supposed to act all cool and sullen, since the fruits of the Spirit are peace, love and joy. We have to love … Continue reading →

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