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Innovationist Attempt to Re-landscape Flowerbed Thwarted in Parish Council

TAKOMA PARK, MD – In a move that will have Orthodox traditionalists everywhere in paroxysms of joy, the nefarious plan of Mrs. Jennifer (the great and holy myrrh-bearer St. Mary Magdalene, Equal-to-the-Apostles) Bunscombe to re-landscape the far northeast flowerbed at All Saints of Middle Class America Orthodox Church, Takhoma Park, Maryland, was thwarted by a […]