Archive | September 2012

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Orthodox Parishioner Refuses to “Like” Priest’s Car on Facebook

DETROIT – Tongues are wagging and tempers flaring at St. Elijah the Charioteer Holy Orthodox Church, as parishioner Ezekiel (“Wheel in the Air”) Parsons refuses to click “like” on the parish priests’s car’s Facebook fan page. “I’s a Ford,” says Parsons of Father Armatos (“The Ethiopian Eunuch’s Driver”) Skacel’s car. “I only ‘like’ MOPAR pages.” […]

Orthodox Priest to Converts: No Carry-on Baggage

PRETORIA – Father John “of Shanghai” Mbaqanga, pastor of the All Saints of the Southern Hemisphere Serbian Orthodox Church, has given notice that converts at his parish will no longer be able to store their theological and cultural baggage in the overhead bins. “All theological, religious-practice, and cultural baggage must be checked at the gate,” […]