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April 18 Saints of the Day – John of Ioannina and Apollonius the Apologist

On this date in 1775, a Boston silversmith warned the countryside of British troop movements. He went on to lose a famous battle, cast bells and canons, and invent a method of producing copper plating for ships. His name became a household word in America primarily because it rhymes with “hear.”

John of IoanninaOur eastern saint today is new martyr John of Ioannina (1522 – 1546). Born of pious but short-lived parents, the orphan John removed to Constantinople by way of Trikala, where he was accused of apostasy by some “Turks from Islam,” whoever exactly that might be. Once in the big city, he bought a stall in the bazaar with his inheritance, and set about making clothes. An honest tailor he was, too, and a staunch defender of steadfast Christians, if something of a gadfly to Christians who went over to the other side. The latter were not his biggest fans, as you might expect. When the troublemakers from Trikala trickled into town, they once again made their accusations. Things looked bad for young John.

On Holy Friday he went to his confessor and asked for permission to die, and was told to prepare himself by prayer and fasting. “Gotta make sure you won’t recant under pressure,” his priest said. On Holy Saturday he had a vision in which he played the starring role, the supporting cast including a fiery furnace. Whipping out his Protofreud’s Book of Common Dreams, he concluded that he was destined for martyrdom. He went to communion one last time, and his priest said it was okay for him to die. Returning to the marketplace on Pascha, he was once again accused of apostasy, and once again vehemently declared he was a Christian and had not ever nor would ever denounce his faith. To emphasize his point he climbed a minaret and began shouting, “Christ is risen!” to the crowd, which although liturgically correct was perhaps ill-advised. We are told his voice was heard throughout the city, which feat wouldn’t be repeated until the invention of the electric muezzin in the 20th century. Needless to say, he was quickly apprehended and sentenced to be burned alive.

The fire was lit, and John said, “I’ve got this,” walking calmly into the flames. The neighbors, fearing for their homes, called for the fire department to douse the flames. John was pulled out, done only on one side, and led to another fire, into which he leaped enthusiastically. Other Christians asked that he be beheaded to reduce his suffering, so he was. After the fire burned out his bones were gathered, and then scattered again to various monasteries.

Apollonius the ApologistOur western saint today is Apollonius the Apologist (d. ca. 185–190). A Roman scholar and maybe senator, Apollonius converted himself by reading the Old Testament and whatever Christian writings he could get his hands on. One of his slaves ratted him out to the authorities, and though the authorities broke the slave’s legs and killed him for being a traitor, they nevertheless felt compelled to bring Apollonius to trial. He ended up on the Senate floor, defending his faith before the entirety of that august body. He was grilled by the praetorian prefect Perennis, who asked him if he was keen on dying. “No,” the saint said, “I like life as much as the next guy, but I’m not afraid of death, and something better is waiting on the other side.” He went on to rhapsodize about the universality of death, the futility of worshiping idols made by human hands, the superiority of Christianity over paganism on the account of Christ dying for the faithful, and so on. He added that our Lord’s death was prophesied by both Scripture and Plato, although my sources don’t indicate where in Plato this particular prophecy is located. Apparently he went on at some length, and Eusebius recorded the whole thing in a work which is now, tragically, lost. (One of my sources says a version in Armenian (of all things) turned up in 1874, but doesn’t link to it.) In the end they had enough of his speechifying and cut him off, and his head also. He is also (supposedly) celebrated in the east, although not on any website I could find.

Copyright © 2013 Alex Riggle. All Rights Reserved.

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I live in the Tacoma area. When not writing things some people think are funny, I teach technology to 7th and 8th graders at a local middle school.

One comment on “April 18 Saints of the Day – John of Ioannina and Apollonius the Apologist

  1. It is entirely possible that the Boston chap you speak of cast cannons. Although on the day of the Great Canon, (and before my first cup of coffee). I’m not sure.

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