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November 5 Saints of the Day – Galacteon & Episteme

On this day in 1935, Parker Brothers launched the game Monopoly. Soon they had cornered the market.

Galacteon and Episteme 1 of 2To learn the story of Galacteon & Episteme (d. 251) we must go back to Kletophon and Leukippe, wealthy pagans in the city that used to be called Emesa and is now called Homs, in what used to be called Syria and still is. Leukippe was barren (or Kletophon had a low, um, seed count, but do they ever blame the guy in these stories?) and her husband beat her, the standard fertility treatment method of the day.

Things were tough for Christians in that town, but one monk/evangelist, Onuphrius, managed to avoid martyrdom by dressing in rags and begging from door to door. One day he came to Leukippe’s house, but she was in a bad temper (on account of a recent fertility treatment), and ordered the gate locked in his face. Not to be deterred, he knocked ║: and knocked :║ until finally she let him in and gave him some food. As he turned to go, a deep, heartfelt, and musical (Eb) sigh escaped her lips. “What ails you, that you sigh from the nadir of your cardia?” he asked pityingly. “I’m barren and my husband beats me,” she answered.

“Who’s your god?”

“Artemis.”

“Well there’s your problem. You need to worship Jesus, and his Father, and his Spirit.”

Leukippe admitted she was afraid to convert to the “Galilean sect” (she already had violence; she didn’t need sects), as the prince of the region had made it lethal to do so. Onuphrius said she could practice her faith in secret and explained the gospel to her (you’ve probably heard it). She believed, was baptized, and soon conceived a child. When her husband heard, he suggested they sacrifice to the gods. She quickly explained what had happened, and he converted and was baptized, as was their eventual son, Galacteon, which is where we came in.

Galacteon was given the best education available (his parents paid for it, so he graduated debt free!), and in time his father betrothed him to a beautiful maiden by the name of Episteme. Galacteon refused to kiss her, however, on account of her not being a Christian. When he told her all about it, she consented to be baptized, but there was nobody to baptize her except Galacteon himself. “Take me to the river!” Episteme said. So he did.

Galacteon and Episteme 2 of 2Now this betrothal was on the installment plan, and their wedding day was still far off. Eight days after Episteme’s baptism, Galacteon visited her (bringing, I like to imagine, a lovely bouquet of whatever flowers grew in Emesa in those days). “What a dream I had!” Episteme said. “I saw a choir of men in black, and a choir of virgins in white, and a choir of angels in whatever it is angels wear.” Galacteon consulted his Emesan Guide to Christian Dreams (Expanded Edition). “Aha!” he said, finding the relevant page. “The men in black forsook riches and wives and all that, and the virgins in white forsook riches and husbands and all that, and the angels forsook whatever it is angels have to forsake.”

“I’d like to rejoice with them, but I’ve grown rather fond of you and would hate for us to be parted,” Episteme said sweetly.

Everybody: “Awwww.”

“We will be together forever in the next life,” suggested Galacteon, so they gave away their riches and moved to his-and-hers monasteries on Mount Publion, where they grew in perfection, albeit on opposite sides of the hill. Not long after Episteme had had a dream in which the two of them were crowned by Christ himself, soldiers attacked the abbeys. Everyone fled except Galacteon, who sat reading nonchalantly in his cell. The soldiers seized him, and when Episteme saw from her hiding place that he was being led away, she begged the abbess to let her go suffer with him. After a little back-and-forth (two pages of back and forth in one source), she was allowed. Galacteon rejoiced to see her courage, and vice versa. They died together, and met again in the heavenly kingdom, where they are together still.

Everybody: “Awwww.”


Copyright © 2013 Alex Riggle. All Rights Reserved.


Bibliography
This Day in History for 5th November
The Great Collection of the Lives of the Saints, Vol. 3: November (book on paper) – Main source
Martyr Galacteon and his wife at Emesa (OCA)
Saint Epistemis (SQPN)
Image 1 from OCA (copyright unknown)
Image 2 from Full of Grace and Truth (blogspot.com) (copyright unknown)

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I live in the Tacoma area. When not writing things some people think are funny, I teach technology to 7th and 8th graders at a local middle school.

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