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November 13 Saints of the Day – Brice and Frances Xavier Cabrini

On this day in 1952, fake fingernails first went on sale. They were a hit, and the stores rapidly sold all they had on hand.
Doggerel Rebus
The Orthodox may think I’m dumb.
“Today,” they say, “is Chrysostom!”
But I’ve already done him twice.
Instead, I’ll write about St. Brice.

BriceBrice (Britius) of Tours (ca. 370 – 444) was an orphan boy, and although not a pie-rayt, he was no angel. He was raised by Martin of Tours, but whenever Martin would rebuke him for some wrong, and there were plenty to rebuke him for, Brice would respond with sass and abuse. Why would Martin put up with such a thing, you may ask? (Go ahead, I’ll wait a second.) Martin would say, “If Jesus could put up with Judas, I can put up with Brice.” Ouch. Periodically Brice would recognize his folly, and come to his foster-father in repentance. In time the periods of repentance grew longer and the periods of contumacy grew shorter, until Brice was totally mostly reformed, thanks to Martin’s longsuffering forgiveness. When Martin died, Brice himself was chosen to succeed him by popular acclaim. But popular acclaim, like the weather on St. Swithun’s Day, is fickle.

Perhaps Brice was not wholly reformed, or his reputation was too sullied, but, justly or not, the Tourians (Tourites?) accused our saint of indulging a little too much in worldly pleasures. When a nun (or seamstress) in his household became a mother surprisior, he was assumed to be the father. To prove his innocence, he carried coals in his coat from somewhere (Newcastle?) to Martin’s grave, and his coat was neither burned nor scorched. But the populace were not convinced (“it’s asbestos,” they didn’t say), and insisted he seek forgiveness from the Pope in person. So Brice traveled to Rome, remaining there in what amounted to exile for seven (or twenty) years. When his replacement in Tours died, the Pope sent him back.

His transformation was finally complete, and in his second bishopric he proved so devout that he was proclaimed a saint almost before his limbs were cold. He was honored widely; in Stamford in Lincolnshire for example, St. Brice’s Day was long celebrated with a running of the bulls. That practice has since been outlawed. No bull.

Frances Xaivier CabriniFrances Xavier Cabrini (1850 – 1917) was born in Lodi, which is now in Lombardy but was then part of the Austrian Empire (those Austrians got their holy Roman fingers in a lot of pies). Her parents were cherry farmers (orchardists?) whose last names rhymed (Cabrini and Oldini), although the latter doesn’t matter. She was born two months prematurely (as was your intrepid hagiographer), and sickly most of her life (I’ve been blessed with pretty good health, so the similarity ends there). She was nunnified in 1877, then made Superior of an orphanage, ultimately turning the half dozen nuns there into a new order, the Missionary Sisters of the Sacred Heart of Jesus (M.S.C.).

What she really wanted was to be a missionary to China, so in 1889 she went to Pope Leo XIII to seek permission. He suggested she serve the many impoverished Italian immigrants in the United States. “Go west, young woman, not east” he said (actually the “young woman” is an interpolation). So she packed her nuns and assembled her bags (or vice versa), and shipped out for New York. There the Missionary Sisters founded the St. Cabrini Home (as it’s called now) orphanage; they went on to found 66 other orphanages and/or hospitals in such far-flung places as New Orleans, Los Angeles, and your intrepid hagiographer’s lovely home town of Seattle. (The M.S.C. did finally make it to China, but long after Frances died.)

Speaking of dying, Mother Cabrini did so while making Christmas candy for children at the Columbus Hospital in Chicago. Her relics reside in three different shrines, one in New York, one in Italy, and one in Chicago, built a-purpose on the site of the now-defunct Columbus Hospital. She was the first American citizen to be canonized a saint in the Catholic Church (she was naturalized in 1909), and is quite naturally the patron saint of hospital administrators.

Copyright © 2013 Alex Riggle. All Rights Reserved.

Dog photo from the author’s collection. (It’s my dog! Isn’t he cute!)
This Day in History for 13th November
Saint Britius, Bishop and Martyr, November 13 – Main source
Brice of Tours (Wikipedia)
List of popes (Wikipedia)
Illumination of Brice (XIV cent.) by Richard de Montbaston et collaborateurs via Wikimedia from saints.bestlatin.net. (Public domain according to this rule).
Frances Xavier Cabrini (Wikipedia) – Main source
Saint Frances Xavier Cabrini (SQPN)
Photo of Mother Cabrini from Wikimedia (Public domain according to this rule).


About Your Intrepid Blogger

I live in the Tacoma area. When not writing things some people think are funny, I teach technology to 7th and 8th graders at a local middle school.

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