Archive | May 2015

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Online “Orthodox” Church Draws Fire

BLOOMINGTON, INDIANA – Father Thomas (“No Doubt About It”) Tomkins, rector of the newly-minted Saint Pugnacios Online Obnoxodox Church, waves off criticism of his new parish. “They persecuted Paul. They persecuted Polycarp. They persecuted Ralph Hargrove –” “Wait, who?” interrupted our intrepid editor, to no avail. “But they can’t stop the movement of the Spirit.” […]

Ask Father Vasiliy

Once again we are honoured to have Fr. Vasiliy Vasileivich, official COROC* spokesman and parish priest, to answer our readers’ questions. Dear Father Vasiliy, I have noticed when waiting in line to venerate icons at my church, that some people make a little kissing “pip” noise when they kiss the icon, and some people do […]