A statement released from Heaven this week invites a number of unexpected guests to the Banquet. Speaking on behalf of the Host, spokesman St. John Chrysostom lists the following guests: The 14-year-old who thought he would die of fasting; the catechumen who has been checking the fine print on everything in the grocery store; the […]
Moscow, Idaho – A small church in Moscow, Idaho is refusing to accept daylight savings time. St. Gregory of the Mogollons has taken the example of some Midwestern communities and remains on the same time schedule through out the year. However, St. Gregory’s takes it one step further by being the only organization in town […]
An advert rather similar to this was heard recently on Ancient Mirth Radio. The Onion Dome disavows all knowledge of its origin. Announcer: The following is an actual Onionstar call. SFX: phone ringing, connecting. Operator: Hello, thank you for calling Onionstar. How may I help you?